Works in Progress #4

Unlike other songs about bowling with human skulls, “Bowling for Souls” features both a happy ending and a glockenspiel. There is also a bridge about how awesome sundresses are.

“I’ll stick my fingers in your nose holes;

I’ll stick my fingers in your nose.

I’ll stick my fingers in your nose holes,

Jam my thumb in your eye,

Tear off your skull and go bowling for souls.”

I sing this to myself while I’m driving. A lot.